Bachelor Monday: THE DISH

So we heard that Andi Dorfman is totally crushing on Ben. Why didn’t we just bring her back instead of Amber? She would most certainly beat Becca and the rest of the gang out of the ball park. Dammit producers! This would have been a match made in heaven.


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So after last night’s show we can have a pretty solid idea of who he’s more than likely attracted to and who’s not. As much as I love Becca, I don’t think she’s going to win. She just has history with the show and I think that, to some extent, it has to weigh down on Ben. As much as I think the mom of 2 is sweet, this can also be a deciding factor for Ben. I’m not sure he is ready to be a step-daddy so quickly in the game. I’m sure he’d be a fantastic dad but maybe he’d just like to avoid the baby-mama-drama. She also looks very sensitive and that can take a toll on you— especially when you’re up against sharks.


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I have a very good feeling about JoJo. I think she’s a very special potential! She is young, smart, beautiful and doesn’t come with strings attached. She might just win. I always said Olivia will make it far but I think she’s on that show to gain TV recognition more than anything. She’s 23. Let’s be real. Who here at 23 wants to get married? The only thing she’s married to is the idea of being famous. I like her, though— she’s fierce. A bit catty, but fierce… and that’s how you need to be around all these shady women. You know who she reminds me of? Britt Nilsson. She will have her five minutes of fame, maybe, if she continues her fearless streak. Speaking of the devil— I wonder what she’s doing with her life now? Because we all know that little scheme of dating the weird ‘afeminado’ (cuban word) musician for publicity was never going to work out.


So, here it is my fellow Bachelor Nation, I am rooting for JoJo. I think she has a solid shot. She’s totally the new Becca, except less ‘incipida’ (another Cuban word). I love you Becca the virgin, but you’re just in this for more TV recognition and maybe even getting voted as the next Bachelorette. Maybe they should send you off to paradise along with Amanda, the mother of two. I feel like Amanda would be so great with either Kirk Dewindt (even though what he did to Carly Waddell was totally douche-y in Bachelor in Paradise) or Joshua Albers. You know what, let’s scratch off Kirk— he’s an ass. Joshua will absolutely take care of her and her girls! They can be like the perfect All-American family in Idaho.


I definitely think some of these girls will thrive in Bachelor Paradise! Here’s my take on what the perfect Bach in Paradise would look like if we had all these contestants. 


Jared & Clare on a date. She enjoyed his company more than he did hers. #BachelorInParadise



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What do you guys think? Who are some of your top contenders? I’d love to hear about it!




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